You're having troubles with your college coursework and hire me to tutor you. I arrive at your place, eager to assist. I watch over you while you complete a section of your homework. I'm super thirsty, so I start sipping on a soda. I lean in to check on your work and accidentally burp in your face. Embarrassed, I apologize. You continue to work on your assignment and I continue to burp and apologize for being distracting. I offer to leave the room, but you tell me you don't mind and I should stay. Once the tutoring session is complete, you offer me extra money to continue to burp for you. I...

You're having troubles with your college coursework and hire me to tutor you. I arrive at your place, eager to assist. I watch over you while you complete a section of your homework. I'm super thirsty, so I start sipping on a soda. I lean in to check on your work and accidentally burp in your face. Embarrassed, I apologize. You continue to work on your assignment and I continue to burp and apologize for being distracting. I offer to leave the room, but you tell me you don't mind and I should stay. Once the tutoring session is complete, you offer me extra money to continue to burp for you. I think you're joking, but you're not. Since I'm a struggling student as well, I accept your offer. I chug my soda and burp for you for a few minutes. I have to leave and go to class. I hope we can do this again sometime.