Oh god. Look at that thing! Why is it so small? It’s like some medical anomaly. On the plus side, you won’t ever have to worry about getting anyone pregnant. That tiny dick is more than enough to make all women steer clear.

Oh god. Look at that thing! Why is it so small? It’s like some medical anomaly. On the plus side, you won’t ever have to worry about getting anyone pregnant. That tiny dick is more than enough to make all women steer clear.