The second you pulled out your dick, I could not contain my laughter .I want to feel bad for you, but I just can't. It's comical. The only people I feel bad for, mare the women you sucker into getting in bed with you. How tragic for them. At the point it doesn't even matter what your personality is like. There's no looking past that mushroom cap you call your dick. Before you put that thing away, I just HAVE to take a pic and show my friends. The group chat is going to wet themselves laughing..

The second you pulled out your dick, I could not contain my laughter .I want to feel bad for you, but I just can't. It's comical. The only people I feel bad for, mare the women you sucker into getting in bed with you. How tragic for them. At the point it doesn't even matter what your personality is like. There's no looking past that mushroom cap you call your dick. Before you put that thing away, I just HAVE to take a pic and show my friends. The group chat is going to wet themselves laughing..