Don’t worry, you get to stay home for this one. Todays tasks involve licking your toilet clean, AFTER you’ve handled the clog you’re going to give your toilet. And I want it FULL of waste. The more murky the water, the better. And come hungry, you’ll have plenty to fill your belly with... if you’re doing it right.

Don’t worry, you get to stay home for this one. Todays tasks involve licking your toilet clean, AFTER you’ve handled the clog you’re going to give your toilet. And I want it FULL of waste. The more murky the water, the better. And come hungry, you’ll have plenty to fill your belly with... if you’re doing it right.