I want you going to the shadiest, grimiest dive bar you can find. The type of place you barely want to walk into, because just looking at it, makes you feel dirty. Then I want you on your hands and knees, tongue scrubbing all the filthy porcelain you can get your hands on. Simple right? Hahaha Happy licking!

I want you going to the shadiest, grimiest dive bar you can find. The type of place you barely want to walk into, because just looking at it, makes you feel dirty. Then I want you on your hands and knees, tongue scrubbing all the filthy porcelain you can get your hands on. Simple right? Hahaha Happy licking!