It’s the end of the year and while I’m sorting out who’s on my naughty and nice lists, I’m not quite sure where you belong. On one hand, you have entertained and amused me an awful lot this year... but them again, I’m disappointed to know you couldn’t be bothered to get me a single thing for Christmas. That’s okay though. I really shouldn’t be surprised. What else can I expect from a loser like you?

It’s the end of the year and while I’m sorting out who’s on my naughty and nice lists, I’m not quite sure where you belong. On one hand, you have entertained and amused me an awful lot this year... but them again, I’m disappointed to know you couldn’t be bothered to get me a single thing for Christmas. That’s okay though. I really shouldn’t be surprised. What else can I expect from a loser like you?