I’ve seen way too many little dicks. More than I care to remember. So trust me when I say, yours, is 1000% the smallest I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s a real squinter, isn’t it? Your pubes are longer than your dick. At this point, can we even call it a dick? I think that qualifies as more of a clit, than it does a dick. What do you think? Hahaha

I’ve seen way too many little dicks. More than I care to remember. So trust me when I say, yours, is 1000% the smallest I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s a real squinter, isn’t it? Your pubes are longer than your dick. At this point, can we even call it a dick? I think that qualifies as more of a clit, than it does a dick. What do you think? Hahaha