You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? It’s okay, I don’t judge. That’s not my place, after all. It’s not me you’ll have to answer to, its you know who. I’m just another sinner, just like you. So of course I’m going to encourage you to stroke, but here’s the kicker.... We’re going to recite the lords prayer, while you do it...

You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? It’s okay, I don’t judge. That’s not my place, after all. It’s not me you’ll have to answer to, its you know who. I’m just another sinner, just like you. So of course I’m going to encourage you to stroke, but here’s the kicker.... We’re going to recite the lords prayer, while you do it...