I’d ask you what all you have planned for this weekend, but I definitely already know. Guys like you don’t HAVE weekend plans. Not unless you count jerking off all weekend, “plans”. How pathetic lol While the real men are out there hooking up, you’re here with me. Dick in hand, beating off for the millionth time this weekend.

I’d ask you what all you have planned for this weekend, but I definitely already know. Guys like you don’t HAVE weekend plans. Not unless you count jerking off all weekend, “plans”. How pathetic lol While the real men are out there hooking up, you’re here with me. Dick in hand, beating off for the millionth time this weekend.