*** This content was produced in 2020 and edited for re-release ***

[Custom; no names]

It’s the start of quarantine and only a few of us are allowed to be in the office at a time. I was supposed to have the day off, but due to your error, I now have to work from home to fix it.

Since it’s your fault I’m in this situation, I have you come over with lunch and put you to work as well. You can’t get too close to me, so you’ll have to stay down by my feet and give me a massage while I work on my laptop and burp from this big meal.

But I want just a little more...

*** This content was produced in 2020 and edited for re-release ***

[Custom; no names]

It’s the start of quarantine and only a few of us are allowed to be in the office at a time. I was supposed to have the day off, but due to your error, I now have to work from home to fix it.

Since it’s your fault I’m in this situation, I have you come over with lunch and put you to work as well. You can’t get too close to me, so you’ll have to stay down by my feet and give me a massage while I work on my laptop and burp from this big meal.

But I want just a little more payback for making me work from home: you’re going to count my burps while you rub my feet, and then send me a gift card with the total amount to pay for my next meal. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough later to experience those burps too.