You have been found guilty on 50,000 counts of fraud, impersonation, and grand theft. After assessing the damage caused in your one lifetime I am sentencing you to seven life times of torment and agony. Stretching, whipping, burning, starvation, and severe psychological torment will comprise your days henceforth. But first, I get to initiate you into your own personal hell, by busting your balls with my holy pumps of penance.

You have been found guilty on 50,000 counts of fraud, impersonation, and grand theft. After assessing the damage caused in your one lifetime I am sentencing you to seven life times of torment and agony. Stretching, whipping, burning, starvation, and severe psychological torment will comprise your days henceforth. But first, I get to initiate you into your own personal hell, by busting your balls with my holy pumps of penance.