A lowly insect such as yourself can only hope and dream of a girl like me. Since you wish to grovel for tasks and pretend you might just be worthy I will throw you a little bone. A chance for you to show your worth, you get to be boot cleaner today. See my cute new boots? They are already dusty and muddy from my short walk outside. It will be your job to clean them, with your tongue. Every ridge and curve you will slurp on until they are spik and span, like new!

A lowly insect such as yourself can only hope and dream of a girl like me. Since you wish to grovel for tasks and pretend you might just be worthy I will throw you a little bone. A chance for you to show your worth, you get to be boot cleaner today. See my cute new boots? They are already dusty and muddy from my short walk outside. It will be your job to clean them, with your tongue. Every ridge and curve you will slurp on until they are spik and span, like new!