Goon to our rubber under our guidance. Inhale the aroma of our gift and fry your last brain cell so we can rewrite your consiousness with thoughts only of serving us. There is no purpose for you other than to please us, cater to out every whim, and sacrifice everything for our joy and acceptance. Take a deep breath and relax, you belong to us now - your rubber rulers.

Goon to our rubber under our guidance. Inhale the aroma of our gift and fry your last brain cell so we can rewrite your consiousness with thoughts only of serving us. There is no purpose for you other than to please us, cater to out every whim, and sacrifice everything for our joy and acceptance. Take a deep breath and relax, you belong to us now - your rubber rulers.