Welcome to the Rubber Pet Academy. We’re so glad to have you. Today we’re training Golden Kitties and before we slip this latex hood and collar on you, some rules must be discussed.

All pets must wear their special rubber collars so they can be tracked as they frolic the facilities. Perfect conduct is a must for all pets and the Rubber Pet Academy prides itself on well behaved, well trained pets. And for the best of the best? The good pet couch is a treat reserved for special pets who have exhibited excellent behavior. This is one of the many special treats for the good pets to e...

Welcome to the Rubber Pet Academy. We’re so glad to have you. Today we’re training Golden Kitties and before we slip this latex hood and collar on you, some rules must be discussed.

All pets must wear their special rubber collars so they can be tracked as they frolic the facilities. Perfect conduct is a must for all pets and the Rubber Pet Academy prides itself on well behaved, well trained pets. And for the best of the best? The good pet couch is a treat reserved for special pets who have exhibited excellent behavior. This is one of the many special treats for the good pets to earn during their stay.

On the other hand, should pets misbehave? They will be placed in the correctional cage. If your infraction is small you may be allowed to wander the cage freely. But the larger the infraction, the less freedom received. No risks are taken with misbehaved pets, and you will be locked in and made to kneel in whatever position your handler deems best for your penance. Your experience at the Rubber Pet Academy depends on you.

Now crawl over, so your transformation into the best rubber pet can begin.