I have the cure for your blues. All this time spent, pining for affection an acceptance, spent in silly attempts that would have never, ever worked. See what you need is a fresh start, a new look, a clean perspective. Eat this magical nut from my palm, and when I have cast the incantation on it's shells you will feel the magic coursing through your body. Soon you will feel like a whole new being, much better than the hot mess you have been subjecting everyone around you this whole time.

Of course, before you can enjoy the spoils of your new life, you will have to endure a spanking ...

I have the cure for your blues. All this time spent, pining for affection an acceptance, spent in silly attempts that would have never, ever worked. See what you need is a fresh start, a new look, a clean perspective. Eat this magical nut from my palm, and when I have cast the incantation on it's shells you will feel the magic coursing through your body. Soon you will feel like a whole new being, much better than the hot mess you have been subjecting everyone around you this whole time.

Of course, before you can enjoy the spoils of your new life, you will have to endure a spanking to clean the slate of all your previous mistakes.