You have got yourself in quite the sticky situation. And, I'm not talking about the one in your pants. Your wallet, your bills, your bank account all in a sticky mess at my accord. Everyday, you relax and then find yourself browsing my store, my twitter and the next thing you know, you're jerking your money away. It's grown into quite the addiction, and before you know it, you've spent it all! Financially fucked by this pretty face! Your insatiable need to please me has far surpassed your net worth, leaving you stranded, hopeless, unable to serve me. But, don't fret, There is always going ...

You have got yourself in quite the sticky situation. And, I'm not talking about the one in your pants. Your wallet, your bills, your bank account all in a sticky mess at my accord. Everyday, you relax and then find yourself browsing my store, my twitter and the next thing you know, you're jerking your money away. It's grown into quite the addiction, and before you know it, you've spent it all! Financially fucked by this pretty face! Your insatiable need to please me has far surpassed your net worth, leaving you stranded, hopeless, unable to serve me. But, don't fret, There is always going to be more credit available... As long as you make your minimum payments, your credit limit will continue to increase. Enslaving you to Me, for basically, forever!