We're putting the final touches on our decor for our annual Christmas party. While I've been working my butt off decorating, you've done nothing more than sit on yours twiddling your thumbs staring at mine. And now I notice you cleverly placed a mistletoe atop my head. Ummm yeah.. NO! Nice try, dude. I mean, we're buddies, friends... Never going to happen! That would be so weird. Ya know?

Are you seriously looking at me now with this dumb look of rejection?? Ok seriously, what the fuck?? You stand zero chance. In fact, you're acting like an entitled fucking loser and you're really ...

We're putting the final touches on our decor for our annual Christmas party. While I've been working my butt off decorating, you've done nothing more than sit on yours twiddling your thumbs staring at mine. And now I notice you cleverly placed a mistletoe atop my head. Ummm yeah.. NO! Nice try, dude. I mean, we're buddies, friends... Never going to happen! That would be so weird. Ya know?

Are you seriously looking at me now with this dumb look of rejection?? Ok seriously, what the fuck?? You stand zero chance. In fact, you're acting like an entitled fucking loser and you're really beginning to anger me. You sat there letting me do all this hard work and now you want to be mad because I won't give in to your disgusting feeble attempt? Shut the fuck up loser. Get over it. Ugh. I don't care if my tiny skirt turns you on. I don't care if my constant bending over drives you crazy with lust. Your obsession with my ass is going to destroy our friendship. Just keep your lust behind closed doors and leave me out of it. You'd be lucky just to kiss my ass. In fact, you can go right on ahead and just kiss my ass, bitch. Only because, I find it kind of funny. Loser zoned. For life.