Here I am again to remind you of the stupid mistake you made marrying your cow of a wife. See how I'm taking measurements? You need to get hers as well for a simple comparison. How does she size up to me? How do you think a little tiny bikini like this would look on her? You may as well just go buy a fucking moo moo for her!

Here I am again to remind you of the stupid mistake you made marrying your cow of a wife. See how I'm taking measurements? You need to get hers as well for a simple comparison. How does she size up to me? How do you think a little tiny bikini like this would look on her? You may as well just go buy a fucking moo moo for her!