On occasion I give sad individuals the benefit of my experience to solve life issues. One such case, “Peter” thought more of the material his wife was wearing than of his wife. At least, knowing he had a problem was the first step to recovery. The next being an intense series of rigorous, nylon based punishments. This first step was forward and reverse face sitting while his wrists were secured to a waist belt. The small, rather Spartan chair was certainly more comfortable with his head as a cushion.