Do you like my armpits? They're really cute right?! I love how I have just enough fuzzy red hair on them. I know this is gonna sound really weird, but I've always wanted to eat off my armpits! Especially peanut butter and jelly yummmm. It's gonna be messy but I want to do it anyway! And I want you to lick them too. That's right, you're going to lick my pb&j armpits RIGHT NOW!