I asked you to clean up around the house and instead I find you here sniffing my fucking boots?! Why are you doing that? Wait... you're hard! Oh my gosh you like it, you get off sniffing my boots. Well that's no excuse for not doing what I told you to do around the house. How about you get on your fucking knees for me. That's better. I'm wearing heels right now and I'm going to shove them in your face for not doing what I asked. Then I'm gonna take these heels off and shove each bare toe in your face before stepping on you. Then I'm gonna slap you with the boot you were sniffing and demand ...

I asked you to clean up around the house and instead I find you here sniffing my fucking boots?! Why are you doing that? Wait... you're hard! Oh my gosh you like it, you get off sniffing my boots. Well that's no excuse for not doing what I told you to do around the house. How about you get on your fucking knees for me. That's better. I'm wearing heels right now and I'm going to shove them in your face for not doing what I asked. Then I'm gonna take these heels off and shove each bare toe in your face before stepping on you. Then I'm gonna slap you with the boot you were sniffing and demand that you get back to work!