Oh look at my big boy all growing up. Come to Mummy sweetpea! Your nappy seems to be sitting a little wonky on your bum bum baby. Let Mummy see!

Oh Mummy thinks your little nappy is wet. Let me un do these tapes and find out. Oh dear! Mummy sees why your pampers weren't sitting straight. Your little pee pee is all standing up to attention. Well your little nappy isn't going to sit straight until we sort out that little proud winkle is it darling?

Mummy thinks the best way to do that is to give you just a little rub. I know you like it when Mummy is kind enough to give you ...

Oh look at my big boy all growing up. Come to Mummy sweetpea! Your nappy seems to be sitting a little wonky on your bum bum baby. Let Mummy see!

Oh Mummy thinks your little nappy is wet. Let me un do these tapes and find out. Oh dear! Mummy sees why your pampers weren't sitting straight. Your little pee pee is all standing up to attention. Well your little nappy isn't going to sit straight until we sort out that little proud winkle is it darling?

Mummy thinks the best way to do that is to give you just a little rub. I know you like it when Mummy is kind enough to give you a helping hand. Don't worry baby Mummy will make this a little easier with a big glob of wet spit from her lipsticked mouth. That should help the little sticky on nicely.

Now you just let Mummy take care of this little stiff problem in your pampers darling, and then we can have you back in a thick nappy where you belong. There's a good boy!