You used to be so rough around the edges. Always wandering around thinking you were a big man but Mummy Nera soon changed that attitude didn't she?

It took some time for you to comply especially with learning to mess yourself uncontrollably, but Mummy soon fixed that with daily suppository training. Mummy will always persist and always get what she wants because she knows exactly what's best for you. Now all you do is lay there babbling on the changing mat and she changes your filthy nappies. Day after day. Month after month. Year after Year.

The world around you changes b... Show more