You’re nothing more than a porn obsessed, slumber deprived gooner with a wet, hard, lubed up cock that craves to be touched constantly. Fuck your goals, fuck your hopes and dreams. That’s too much work. Too much rejection. Let me put it into perspective for you - when you’re alone in your room gooning, you’re not getting rejected by women anymore, you’re not failing miserably at new things, you’re not riddled with shame... sounds like good luck to Me! The more you goon, the more luck you will have. Stay stuck in this gooning cycle and you will be gifted with a life of LUCK forever and ever!...

You’re nothing more than a porn obsessed, slumber deprived gooner with a wet, hard, lubed up cock that craves to be touched constantly. Fuck your goals, fuck your hopes and dreams. That’s too much work. Too much rejection. Let me put it into perspective for you - when you’re alone in your room gooning, you’re not getting rejected by women anymore, you’re not failing miserably at new things, you’re not riddled with shame... sounds like good luck to Me! The more you goon, the more luck you will have. Stay stuck in this gooning cycle and you will be gifted with a life of LUCK forever and ever! This is exactly what the universe intended for the both of us. I enable the hell out of you and you become more and more fucked in the head