I can tell just by looking at you that you've had a real rough go at life, haven't you? That you've been kicked when you're down time and again...mostly by Me, if we're being honest?

And, well, I'm a Woman of integrity, and I can recognize when an apology is needed. Like right now.

I'm so very sorry that you're such a pathetic loser, that I'm so beautiful and perfect, and that you can't help but give Me all your money. That must be super fucking hard for you, and I just wanted to offer My sincere condolences!

I can only hope that My heartfelt words will help conso... Show more