Hey loser. Are you getting excited about the big game tomorrow? You're having all your man friends over to grunt and swear, eat chicken wings and do manly things in your man cave during the super bowl? Ha! That's a fucking joke. You're not a man. You're a sissy bitch. A pathetic cuckold. A premature ejaculator. A tiny dick loser. A toy. A foot fetish freak. You're many things, but certainly not a man. Real men are strong; they're confident, debonair. They're suave. They're charming and self-assured. Real men are sexy. You are none of these things. A real man sees a woman like... Show more