You’ve heard the old adage, “different strokes for different folks?” Now I’m pretty sure that means that even though different people have different ways of doing things, it’s all adequate.

However, I’m also pretty sure that phrase doesn’t apply to losers like you, because no matter how you stroke, you’re still a beta masturbator pumping into his hand. And to an attractive, extremely desirable woman, that’s just not adequate.

You’ve heard the old adage, “different strokes for different folks?” Now I’m pretty sure that means that even though different people have different ways of doing things, it’s all adequate.

However, I’m also pretty sure that phrase doesn’t apply to losers like you, because no matter how you stroke, you’re still a beta masturbator pumping into his hand. And to an attractive, extremely desirable woman, that’s just not adequate.