You remember Simon Says? Red Light, Green Light? You remember musical chairs; right, puppet? You walk along in a circle until the music stops, then you franticly try to find a chair.. Forget the chairs and the lights. Forget Simon. This is a new game.

Get on your knees and ready yourself. Take inventory of the excitement surging through your limbs. Roll your neck and feel alert. Recognize the pulsing ache in your groin. Be cognizant of the calm before the storm.

When the music starts, we begin. Your senses will be rocked, riveted, surging with overwhelming stimul...

You remember Simon Says? Red Light, Green Light? You remember musical chairs; right, puppet? You walk along in a circle until the music stops, then you franticly try to find a chair.. Forget the chairs and the lights. Forget Simon. This is a new game.

Get on your knees and ready yourself. Take inventory of the excitement surging through your limbs. Roll your neck and feel alert. Recognize the pulsing ache in your groin. Be cognizant of the calm before the storm.

When the music starts, we begin. Your senses will be rocked, riveted, surging with overwhelming stimulation. You will follow along to my instruction and after each level of edging that you successfully pass, one item of my clothing will be removed.

Good luck with that.

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