I know your itty bitty cock is so fucking small! You couldn't possibly hope to ever actually satisfy a woman with that little clitty could you? Well, I want to REALLY make sure you realize how utterly inferior your totally inadequate cock is. So I'm going to give you a series of humiliating measuring tasks to highlight to you exactly how small that little pindick is. Did you know I only fuck cocks that are nearly a foot long? I bet your little dick isn't even as big as a pencil. Go on, follow my instructions, get your little dick hard, and go get each object I tell you to, hold it next to ...

I know your itty bitty cock is so fucking small! You couldn't possibly hope to ever actually satisfy a woman with that little clitty could you? Well, I want to REALLY make sure you realize how utterly inferior your totally inadequate cock is. So I'm going to give you a series of humiliating measuring tasks to highlight to you exactly how small that little pindick is. Did you know I only fuck cocks that are nearly a foot long? I bet your little dick isn't even as big as a pencil. Go on, follow my instructions, get your little dick hard, and go get each object I tell you to, hold it next to your little dick, and let's see how small you are!