Thanks for coming over. Let’s just cut to the chase, shall we? I know you want to fuck me. But you’re a white boy. Obviously, that’s a problem. I don’t just let anyone fuck, but definitely not pink prickdick boys like you. But— if you’d be willing to do something for me, I might give you a shot. See, I have this really hot friend who’s ALWAYS wanted to fuck a white guy. Think you’d be down for a threesome? You are? Perfect! I’ll call him right now!

What do you mean? Of course it’s another man. Who else would want to fuck a whiteboy?

Thanks for coming over. Let’s just cut to the chase, shall we? I know you want to fuck me. But you’re a white boy. Obviously, that’s a problem. I don’t just let anyone fuck, but definitely not pink prickdick boys like you. But— if you’d be willing to do something for me, I might give you a shot. See, I have this really hot friend who’s ALWAYS wanted to fuck a white guy. Think you’d be down for a threesome? You are? Perfect! I’ll call him right now!

What do you mean? Of course it’s another man. Who else would want to fuck a whiteboy?