You want to know why I love goontards so much? Because as it turns out, it’s actually very, very profitable to appeal to the lowest common denominators of braindead porn consumers. I don’t have to seek out submissive boys who are already interested in the niche and taboo fetishes that I like. I don’t have to try to appeal to findom or femdom addicts all the time. All I have to do is find one measly little man who is hopelessly addicted to touching himself to porn, and get him nice and horny and stupid and impressionable and he’ll do whatever I want. And today, that man happens to be you.