I am a professional at solving male problems - sexual ones, in particular. I am a psychoanalyst, of sorts, and you have come to me with an issue you find quite humiliating. You have trouble explaining to me what the problem is, so I make you strip in front of me. Once you are bare, the object of your becomes quite obvious. You have an itty bitty problem. Your cock is really more of a clit stick. It's only natural that you would find a dick THAT inadequate embarrassing. Don't worry! I am a problem solver and I have the perfect solution for your tiny dilemma...

I am a professional at solving male problems - sexual ones, in particular. I am a psychoanalyst, of sorts, and you have come to me with an issue you find quite humiliating. You have trouble explaining to me what the problem is, so I make you strip in front of me. Once you are bare, the object of your becomes quite obvious. You have an itty bitty problem. Your cock is really more of a clit stick. It's only natural that you would find a dick THAT inadequate embarrassing. Don't worry! I am a problem solver and I have the perfect solution for your tiny dilemma...