Your powerless when it comes to getting laid. Your soulmate is and will always be your hand. You're a sexless loser who's had his hopes up for so long and it's pathetic. No one will ever want to fuck you. The only solution for you is to keep fucking your had and finally accept that you'll be sexless until your final days.

Your powerless when it comes to getting laid. Your soulmate is and will always be your hand. You're a sexless loser who's had his hopes up for so long and it's pathetic. No one will ever want to fuck you. The only solution for you is to keep fucking your had and finally accept that you'll be sexless until your final days.