We all know cashpoints have daily limits, they’re there for your safety and to stop you from people stealing money from your account. I really dislike them, that’s why you’re going to listen to how you’re going to have a new daily task and at the end of the month, you’re going to deliver the proceeds directly to me. After all, sending money online is so easy and impersonal – I love the smell and feel of cold hard currency. It makes me so wet. Make me wet.

We all know cashpoints have daily limits, they’re there for your safety and to stop you from people stealing money from your account. I really dislike them, that’s why you’re going to listen to how you’re going to have a new daily task and at the end of the month, you’re going to deliver the proceeds directly to me. After all, sending money online is so easy and impersonal – I love the smell and feel of cold hard currency. It makes me so wet. Make me wet.