What's the matter, step-bro? ...Oh, no one wants to date you? Maybe I can give you some dating advice but first I want to see your penis - we need to make sure there's nothing wrong down there! Oh, come on, no need to be shy. I am your step-sis, it's fine. ...What is THAT?! Are you serious right now?! I hope this is not one of your stupid pranks because your dick is the tiniest I've EVER seen! HAHAHA. I have so many questions, like how do you even jerk off that thing? At least now we know why no one wants to go out with you...

What's the matter, step-bro? ...Oh, no one wants to date you? Maybe I can give you some dating advice but first I want to see your penis - we need to make sure there's nothing wrong down there! Oh, come on, no need to be shy. I am your step-sis, it's fine. ...What is THAT?! Are you serious right now?! I hope this is not one of your stupid pranks because your dick is the tiniest I've EVER seen! HAHAHA. I have so many questions, like how do you even jerk off that thing? At least now we know why no one wants to go out with you...