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"You've just got home from work and you're starving so you decide you are making yourself a sandwich (turkey, lettuce, tomato, cheese, extra mayo) for lunch. As you are getting ready to put the mayo on--you get a phone call from your m0ther. She tells you your br0ther and all her friends have been missing for a week. You tell her you will let her know if you see them. As you walk back to your food, you say out loud how much you h...

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"You've just got home from work and you're starving so you decide you are making yourself a sandwich (turkey, lettuce, tomato, cheese, extra mayo) for lunch. As you are getting ready to put the mayo on--you get a phone call from your m0ther. She tells you your br0ther and all her friends have been missing for a week. You tell her you will let her know if you see them. As you walk back to your food, you say out loud how much you hate your br0ther and his friends. When you come back to your food, you notice that there are 8 shrunken men stuck on the top piece of bread. They scream and yell for your attention. You soon realize that they are your br0ther and his friends. At first you want to help them, but then you realize if you ate them, nobody would ever know. You lick your lips, grab the mayo, and begin t0rturing them by covering them with the sticky substance. You keep telling how hungry you are and how yummy they are going to be. You finish your sandwich and proceed to eat it--taking big and slow sexy bites--stuffing as much as you can into your mouth."