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So when I first heard the term 'jerk off instructions' I thought it was a fucking joke. Seriously. A guy asked me to give him 'JOI' and I GENUINELY looked it up thinking there MUST be more to it than just telling you how to stroke it. But nope! You guys are seriously that pathetic that you need me to encourage you to stroke your weeners! Haha! How stupid & desperate is that?! Then I realized it's because you're so horny & attention-starved that a gorgeou...

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So when I first heard the term 'jerk off instructions' I thought it was a fucking joke. Seriously. A guy asked me to give him 'JOI' and I GENUINELY looked it up thinking there MUST be more to it than just telling you how to stroke it. But nope! You guys are seriously that pathetic that you need me to encourage you to stroke your weeners! Haha! How stupid & desperate is that?! Then I realized it's because you're so horny & attention-starved that a gorgeous woman like me spending even just a few minutes 1-on-1 with you is like freakin' Christmas. So go on, lap up my instructions, follow along with exactly what I say you little jerkaholic. Desperately try to inject something interesting into your lonely jerk junkie life! But don't expect me not to be a total brat about it! :P