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You will be sending me a tribute today, *especially* if you've never sent one before. You see, my very job is to make sure you have fun. I am a source of entertainment for you, and if you're not as hard and excited as you could possibly be, then I'm not doing something right. So I dressed up in some very persuasive, skin-tight latex, stockings, garters and high heels, and I'm going to make sure you leave here today with no regrets. I'm going to make sure...

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You will be sending me a tribute today, *especially* if you've never sent one before. You see, my very job is to make sure you have fun. I am a source of entertainment for you, and if you're not as hard and excited as you could possibly be, then I'm not doing something right. So I dressed up in some very persuasive, skin-tight latex, stockings, garters and high heels, and I'm going to make sure you leave here today with no regrets. I'm going to make sure you live for today and take the financial plunge you so obviously ache for. I want to show you what that surge of adrenaline feels like. I want to take your hand and pull you down the path of exhilaration, that leads to your best orgasms ever. After all, d.y.ing with an empty bank account is far preferable to leaving this world full of regret.