This is the resized mobile version. Click here for the full size download It's the middle of December and there are FAR few gifts under my tree. I'm feeling particularly bratty, particularly bitchy, and it's up to YOU to sort it out. Learn to press the fucking tribute button. Make the UPS guy wonder what the fuck is going on with the sheer volume of gifts I'm receiving. Give yourself a purpose this Christmas, do something useful for once in your pathetic life and worship, spoil and SPEND. I've received enough compliments this year, now I...

This is the resized mobile version. Click here for the full size download It's the middle of December and there are FAR few gifts under my tree. I'm feeling particularly bratty, particularly bitchy, and it's up to YOU to sort it out. Learn to press the fucking tribute button. Make the UPS guy wonder what the fuck is going on with the sheer volume of gifts I'm receiving. Give yourself a purpose this Christmas, do something useful for once in your pathetic life and worship, spoil and SPEND. I've received enough compliments this year, now I want your cold hard cash. I shouldn't even be having to make a video like this. I don't give a that you have family you 'have' to buy for; you and I both know that the mild satisfaction you might get from spending on them is NOTHING compared to the pure ecstasy you feel spending on ME.