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You're so vain...you probably think this clip is about you. No, really. It's so cute how so many of you guys feel like I'm speaking directly to you via these clips. Did I take my time to personally research you and your fetishes to make you feel special? Or is it more likely that you're just a faceless number to me in an army of jerking drones? Hmm. Sit back, stroke, and let the verbal humiliation sink in deep as I tell you why it's a good thing to still...

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You're so vain...you probably think this clip is about you. No, really. It's so cute how so many of you guys feel like I'm speaking directly to you via these clips. Did I take my time to personally research you and your fetishes to make you feel special? Or is it more likely that you're just a faceless number to me in an army of jerking drones? Hmm. Sit back, stroke, and let the verbal humiliation sink in deep as I tell you why it's a good thing to still have your ego intact a little, after enduring my scathing clip after clip. I show you how this indifference towards you might actually be the greatest thing you've heard, only to mindfuck you over it again seconds later. Sorrynotsorry. You love it, humiliation junkie.