What kind of rubbish familiar are you?
I had to go out hunting on my own last night, where were you?
Your one duty is to bring me delicious virgins on which I can dine, and yet you have brought me none.
I had to hunt on my own, do you know how hard it is to find virgins around here?
Since you couldn't perform your ONE DUTY, instead I will have you clean the boots I wore to go traipsing over fields looking for sweaty basement dwellers in. Put away the polish you will be cleaning them with your tongue.

What kind of rubbish familiar are you?
I had to go out hunting on my own last night, where were you?
Your one duty is to bring me delicious virgins on which I can dine, and yet you have brought me none.
I had to hunt on my own, do you know how hard it is to find virgins around here?
Since you couldn't perform your ONE DUTY, instead I will have you clean the boots I wore to go traipsing over fields looking for sweaty basement dwellers in. Put away the polish you will be cleaning them with your tongue.