Hey there, I'm glad you turned up for our private webchat, I really need to have a word with you.

You see when we're in work calls, I don't know if you know but when you move your arm too fast it makes your fake background glitch out, and I can see that you're naked and jerking off during work hours.

I recorded you with a screen cap program, and unless you jerk off for me now, following my, extra mean instructions then I'm going to show it to our boss and get you fired!

Hey there, I'm glad you turned up for our private webchat, I really need to have a word with you.

You see when we're in work calls, I don't know if you know but when you move your arm too fast it makes your fake background glitch out, and I can see that you're naked and jerking off during work hours.

I recorded you with a screen cap program, and unless you jerk off for me now, following my, extra mean instructions then I'm going to show it to our boss and get you fired!