Well look at you, if it isn't "God's Gift", you're not as pretty as you think you are you know?
In fact, I don't think you're pretty at all...
No matter how hard you try and fake it 'till you make it, you'll never be as pretty as me.
But I do have a present for you, the weather is getting warmer and I don't need to protect my legs from the elements any more so I can hand off my old tights to you, they're thick ones so that when you wear them on your head I won't have to look at your ugly face again and you will become a completely faceless object.

Well look at you, if it isn't "God's Gift", you're not as pretty as you think you are you know?
In fact, I don't think you're pretty at all...
No matter how hard you try and fake it 'till you make it, you'll never be as pretty as me.
But I do have a present for you, the weather is getting warmer and I don't need to protect my legs from the elements any more so I can hand off my old tights to you, they're thick ones so that when you wear them on your head I won't have to look at your ugly face again and you will become a completely faceless object.