I don't like that you've been my privacy by smelling my stinky socks and shoes, so I'd like to make an arrangement with you, step-son. I will leave out my stinky socks for you to stiff, and I will leave my stinky flats by your door, so that you don't have to sneak around.

I'm dangling my flats with my legs crossed while we're having this conversation. When My first flat falls to the floor, I allow you to take a whiff of your step-mom's stinky feet for the first, and only, time.