It seems like I always have so much snot in my nose. I always try to get it all out before I head off to run errands. When I blow my nose in stores people always stare at me. The honking seems to catch their attention, I guess. I even catch you watching me blow my nose while lying down. You love to watch my clench my butt cheeks with each powerful blow, don't you? Actually, you love to just watch my booty bounce. So I bounce it and tease you, continuing to blow my snotty nose. The harder I blow, the louder the honk. I bet enough to vibrate your speakers. While straight ironing my hair, I g...

It seems like I always have so much snot in my nose. I always try to get it all out before I head off to run errands. When I blow my nose in stores people always stare at me. The honking seems to catch their attention, I guess. I even catch you watching me blow my nose while lying down. You love to watch my clench my butt cheeks with each powerful blow, don't you? Actually, you love to just watch my booty bounce. So I bounce it and tease you, continuing to blow my snotty nose. The harder I blow, the louder the honk. I bet enough to vibrate your speakers. While straight ironing my hair, I get a case of the burps. My belly is gassy, and burping is the only way to get it out it seems. At the same time, my snotty nose is running. Burping, blowing my nose. I have to run out and wonder...how many people are going to stare at me today?