I'm bored with this whole stay at home stuff. I have a way to entertain myself though! I sit with my legs crossed and watching tv while I ignore the fact that you're watching me. I can NOT stop burping! Loud, short, deep, echoed, airy, basey.....one right after the other! My filthy flop flop is close to your face before it drops off my foot. I dangle it on my big toe exposing my wrinkled bare soles. These are not "drink made" burps. You won't see me take one sip of any kind of carbonated OR non carbonated drink! Nope! I have the talent to just burp on command. I guess I'm demanding a lot f...

I'm bored with this whole stay at home stuff. I have a way to entertain myself though! I sit with my legs crossed and watching tv while I ignore the fact that you're watching me. I can NOT stop burping! Loud, short, deep, echoed, airy, basey.....one right after the other! My filthy flop flop is close to your face before it drops off my foot. I dangle it on my big toe exposing my wrinkled bare soles. These are not "drink made" burps. You won't see me take one sip of any kind of carbonated OR non carbonated drink! Nope! I have the talent to just burp on command. I guess I'm demanding a lot from myself today, because I burp so many times, I can't even count how many! Maybe you can???