So, I was talking to your buddy the other day.... and do you know what he told me? He spilled your little secret. He told me that you like FEET! Is that true? Well loser, today is your lucky day because I'm barefoot! Oh my god, I can tell that you're getting hard in your pants. You're such a freak! I can't believe just the sight of my feet makes you that hard! What a fucking weirdo you are. You might as well pull that tiny dick out and start stroking it. You'll never be worthy of touching a woman, so get used to this.