No you can't see my feet, but Look how gross these socks are?! They were brand new! I bet you want them, Don't you? To sniff them and stroke to them would just be a dream come true.. It would just be a shame if I put them in the wash HAHAH.. especially because I could just as easily give them to you, but what's the fun in that if you haven't proved yourself yet.

No you can't see my feet, but Look how gross these socks are?! They were brand new! I bet you want them, Don't you? To sniff them and stroke to them would just be a dream come true.. It would just be a shame if I put them in the wash HAHAH.. especially because I could just as easily give them to you, but what's the fun in that if you haven't proved yourself yet.