We've been on a few dates and I hate to say it, but you don't stand a chance with me. After I saw your MICRO COCK, I knew I couldn't keep dating you. It's so small! I bet you jerk it with two fingers, like a clit. That's really what you have, a clit, not a cock. I cannot believe you led me on during our dates, only for the big sexy reveal to be the nub in your pants. For wasting my time, you are going to become my daily coffee bitch. Every day you will fund my coffee and be grateful I am not telling every single woman in the city about the unfortunate situation in your pants. Open your wall...

We've been on a few dates and I hate to say it, but you don't stand a chance with me. After I saw your MICRO COCK, I knew I couldn't keep dating you. It's so small! I bet you jerk it with two fingers, like a clit. That's really what you have, a clit, not a cock. I cannot believe you led me on during our dates, only for the big sexy reveal to be the nub in your pants. For wasting my time, you are going to become my daily coffee bitch. Every day you will fund my coffee and be grateful I am not telling every single woman in the city about the unfortunate situation in your pants. Open your wallet you small dicked loser, this is as close to pussy as you will ever get.