CUSTOM VIDEO - Miss Sophia Stone, being the goddess that she is, desired above all, receives her fair share of advancements from poor, clueless loosers. This particular day was no exception. However, this email has a few extra “surprises.” As if a “dick pic” is going to impress any Goddess, especially Miss Sophia Stone (take heed would-be phallic photographers), this presumptuous fellow sent TWO! And it was absolutely disgusting!

Watch as Sophia laughs and giggles at the pictures, which she will show you, and describe how she was shocked at first sight, then appalled and then conv...

CUSTOM VIDEO - Miss Sophia Stone, being the goddess that she is, desired above all, receives her fair share of advancements from poor, clueless loosers. This particular day was no exception. However, this email has a few extra “surprises.” As if a “dick pic” is going to impress any Goddess, especially Miss Sophia Stone (take heed would-be phallic photographers), this presumptuous fellow sent TWO! And it was absolutely disgusting!

Watch as Sophia laughs and giggles at the pictures, which she will show you, and describe how she was shocked at first sight, then appalled and then convulsing on the floor in laughter. This little dick would totally get swallowed up in the folds of this poor looser's underwear! It's amazing that he walks around thinking he deserves to be called a man. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking down at his jeans though!

And as Sophia gets philosophical, she muses that this micro man meat might not deserve the moniker of “male” since there is no delineation between the other sex. After all, it's what separates the “she”s from the “he”s. Left guessing by the absence of a protruding male sex organ, this bloke is better off being called an “it”!

It's a dehumanizing, debilitating, degrading diatribe of shame as Sophia focuses on this nonexistent pecker.

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